im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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