There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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