Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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