seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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