you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
