So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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