my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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