My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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