i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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