they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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