I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize