it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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