Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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