**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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