He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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