I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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