oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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