giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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