i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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