i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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