we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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