I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Randomize