I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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