Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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