My friends, they love my intelligence
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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