I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
