ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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