no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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