i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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