There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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