if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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