Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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