That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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