How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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