Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
this boner is exhausting
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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