I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm having to shit out rocks
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