I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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