sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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