The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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