nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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