awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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