so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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