I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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