my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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