Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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