I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months