Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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