so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
