I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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