Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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