i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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