On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So drunk its hurt
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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