Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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