He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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