Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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