i just google imaged poop.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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