Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.