I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.